Friday, May 9, 2008

Almost speechless

This is on the cover of the Sydney Star Observer this week:


That's Maxi Shield and members of the Sydney Convicts rugby union team.
It bothers me in so many ways I'm struggling to describe it.

Although it does strike me as a cross between The Biggest Loser and the Make a Wish Foundation...

Having said that: go the Convicts!

9 comments:

DARIAN ZAM said...

I don't know...maybe they are mistaking them for two wizened footballs.
Mummy I'm scared.
And that's just Maxi's use of punctuation that is scaring me.

shaynec said...

Are you sure you didn't pick up _Ralph_ magazine by mistake? Gawds, it gets confusing being gay sometimes.

Anonymous said...

ahhh shut ya cakehole ya silly old bitch. You're just jealous coz she's doing well and you're an unemployed bum all alone in your smelly oxford st bedsit watching TV all day

Anonymous said...

Darian, speaking of wizened - have you seen Lois Steam's face? Someone should tell her that Halloween is just one day a year, not 365!

Anonymous said...

LOL. Yeah Lois isn't the prettiest face on the block is she. But thats what happens to a face after all those years of drugs, smoking, booze, a deliberate HIV infection and all the other stuff self loathing queens like Lois put them self through.

Anonymous said...

At least she's smiling! I bet Lois hasn't smiled in years - her face'd prolly crack is she did. :D

Anonymous said...

Yeah, have you actually seen her face? It's so fuckin dry and flaky, I swear it's already got cracks in it! She could use a tub of Vaseline on it each day and it still wouldn't be enough! No wonder she loves attacking others - it gets her mind off her own woeful state!

Anonymous said...

Lois hates Maxi coz Lois got sacked from The Star and Maxi works for The Star. Not hard to figure out why Lois hates Maxi.

Lois also got sacked from SX National and Blue Magazine - not hard to see where the real problem is.

Anonymous said...

RW click here and scroll to the bottom:

http://www.ci.morris.mn.us/pd/meth/signs.shtml

it explains everything.

That 2002 pic is like a dead ringer for lois - same face the only difference is the hair!!