Sunday, May 18, 2008

Two faces of Sydney

It’s almost winter but the weather is still amazing; the idea of sitting inside all day was too depressing to contemplate so I called up mum and dad and roped them into lunch.

We ended up on Queen Street in Woollahra, which has lots of antique stores and other upscale outlets; the fact that our café was called Crème Anglaise says a lot.
It always provides a good spot to watch the wealthy in their natural habitat and wonder if all those silver-haired husbands get their wives to adjust their Ralph Lauren jumpers around their shoulders just-so before they leave the house.

After that, we decided a drive down to the harbour was in order and I’m glad we did – it’s too easy to forget how gorgeous this city is:


This was taken at Nielsen Park in Vaucluse. The harbour was teeming with yachts – it was slow, silent peak-hour and we guessed there was some sort of regatta underway.
Between the sails and the glittering water and the girl flying a kite and the boy fishing it struck me – once again – how amazing it is to have this so close to the city.

Now, of course, I’m back in HiDarl, where I’m more likely to find sights like this below my bathroom window, like I did two nights ago:


Not that it doesn’t have its own charm…

18 comments:

FireHorse said...

That's dirty. :D Did you masturbate with your free hand?

Lois Steam said...

I have plenty more of those but I'm afraid it's never wank-worthy.
I might start posting an occasional series...

Anonymous said...

I guess that's as close as you get to having sex these days...

Anonymous said...

You criticize Maxi for writing about herself - but thats all you ever do. Everything's all about you! such a hypocrite......

Anonymous said...

Yes Lois always writes abouyt her own sad life. Then she attacks Maxi for doing the same. She has a personality disorder - slamming others for things she does herself.....

Victor said...

I think I might need to relocate to HiDarl. It would be the closest I get to sex at the moment.

DARIAN ZAM said...

But Brad can use punctuation, and Maxi can't! Case closed.

Anonymous said...

Yeah but Maxi is a nice person and this Brad jerk is clearly an arsehole. NOW the case is closed.

Anonymous said...

Nice or not I know what Lois looks like and yep, that's the closest she would get to having sex LOL

DARIAN ZAM said...

Wow, it's time to bring back comment moderation.
PS, if you've read Freakonomics, you'd probably realise that you can be the nicest person in the world and still have shite grammar.

Anonymous said...

Lois will never bring back comment moderation because then she'd hardly get any replies. Her only fans are you and 1 or 2 others with a Google/blogger account. So what if Maxi has bad grammar! She's a drag queen not a writer! She doesn't pretend to be a writer! Not like some out-of-work 'journo' I could mention LOL

Lois Steam said...

RW, why waste your time reading this?
But at least you're right one one point - Maxi certainly isn't a writer. Pity she wastes all that space in SSO every week.

Anonymous said...

she has a short column letting people know about whats happening in the drag world not "All that space". But of course you got sacked fro The Star so you are going to say that.

Lois Steam said...

I left the Star to become editor of SX, Einstein.

Anonymous said...

you got sacked from every where you ever worked i bet

Lois Steam said...

'everywhere': one word

Anonymous said...

Funny how lois can only pick on punctuation and grammar - because the criticism itself is too true to argue with!

Lois Steam said...

You have no idea what you're talking about, deadshit.