Saturday, April 26, 2008

Untwink #6

The Transformer Ladder Man is a regular morning distraction.
During Mornings with Kerri-Anne he pops up every so often to spruik the versatile marvels of the Transformer Ladder. Intriguingly, he’s dressed in a skin-tight casual ensemble – bouncer daywear, if you will – with a dog tag hanging from a neckchain.

He’s a handyman with just a touch of the Sopranos and my, what a big ladder he has. I imagine housewives sitting at home, witnessing his sure hand with that almighty apparatus and visualising him reaching those difficult-to-access spots their husbands haven’t cared about in years.

He’s a far sight better than those shiny robo-hunks grinning as they bend back and forth on some home-gym fabtraption.

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